How to be Rude at a Birthday Party
My mother takes the cake with politically incorrect behavior when it comes to parties. Not sure about parties hosted by others, but she seems to commit many faux pas at the ones I host.
Yesterday was Shayna's 10th birthday party at the Franklin Institute. here are the impropriaties she committed:
1. Arrives one hour late to party. The invite is to meet host at 11:30am. I called my parents house at 11:15 and she was just getting into the shower. To really make it on time you need to leave by 10:30am (traffic, parking etc). Her excuse was she had to make french toast for everybody. My brother was staying at her house (family of 4) so she made french toast. any normal person knows that they need to start at X time to allow anough time to make said french toast and get ready to be ready to leave by 10:30am. with her its a combo of poor time management, poor planning, laziness, and rudeness.
2. annoyed at the party group going from one exhibit to the next.
3. at 3rd exhibit, when party host announces the group is leaving to go to the IMAX movie, she blatently ignores host (she was right next to her) and stays in the exhibit. I had to run back, leaving my guests, to get her and my dad. this threw off the time getting into the movie (still had to go to the bathroom with shayna) and shayna did not get her happy birthday announcement at the movie.
4. on way to IMAX, in elevator, she tried to start arguing with me about which floor to get off for the movie. Due to lack of time and rush getting there for movie, I could not explain why, but just "don't argue with me" and that we needed to go to the 3rd floor. I was told later that i should have let her get off at the 2nd floor (she would not have gotten into movie).
5. after the IMAX movie, as I was in the midst of chaos, trying to say goodbye to those leaving, and coordinating between a calling mom and her daughter, shortly after they announce they are leaving, she makes a scene after nagging me about using my dads camera (my battery died and I was borrowing his). she embarrasses both me and Shayna and Manny. mostly, she makes an ass of herself.
6. This happened BEFORE the party. Not sure WHY, but she decided to call the museum about 2 weeks or so before the party, to ask how much it would be for her to get in and how much for the IMAX movie. Not sure why she did this, maybe to know how much the party cost.